- SHIT, WHO'S COUNTING?
- RIVERSIDE, CA
FAYGO - CREAM SODA LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA
SINCE - THE WRAITH
QUOTE - "IF YOUR GOING TO EAT A MIDGET, EAT A FAT ONE! THE SKINNY ONES ARE TOO STRINGY!"
Man, its hard
being a dick, the guy around the corner is a real ASSHOLE, my two roomates are totally NUTS, and everytime I see my best friend
I THROW UP!
Whats up yall,
its been a long fucking time since I did anything on this webpage, but here I am. Some of the latest news - I have a
beautiful 2 year old daughter, I am now living in Riverside, CA (FUCK PLANET HELL!), and I am now a free man as I am divorced
(what a hell that was).
I was walking the other day just minding my own bussiness
when some guy riding a bike ran into a curb and flew over his handlebars and totally fucked himself up. Now during all of
the pain and the suffering the guy was going through and all the blood rushing down his arms and his mouth from his face slamming
into the sidewalk, all I could think of was "Dude, he just fucked up a perfectly clean sidewalk, now there's blood and teeth
all over the place." And for this I walked up to the guy, looked him right in the eye and said "What the fuck is wrong with
you?" and slapped him. I was thinking in the middle of class today about why we are learning all this shit that they have
these robotic sponges they call teachers shoving into our heads. I mean come on. I want to be a chef for
a career. Now in 15 years when I am in a restaurant and I have 30 fucking orders comin in at me like every 5 minutes
am I really going to stop and say "Gee, I could really use the formula for finding the intersection of the y and x axis to
find the variable in the quadratic formula for graphing a 3 dimensional object on a 4 dimensional quadri-plane!"? No, I don't
even know if I can breath after saying all that, let alone actually use it in any part of my life. I just say that
they do away with what we wont use and fill it in with faygo breaks, herbology, and faygo wet t-shirt contests!