KOLEOSIS THE DISEASED

I was walking the other day just minding my own bussiness when some guy riding a bike ran into a curb and flew over his handlebars and totally fucked himself up. Now during all of the pain and the suffering the guy was going through and all the blood rushing down his arms and his mouth from his face slamming into the sidewalk, all I could think of was "Dude, he just fucked up a perfectly clean sidewalk, now there's blood and teeth all over the place." And for this I walked up to the guy, looked him right in the eye and said "What the fuck is wrong with you?" and slapped him. I was thinking in the middle of class today about why we are learning all this shit that they have these robotic sponges they call teachers shoving into our heads.  I mean come on.  I want to be a chef for a career.  Now in 15 years when I am in a restaurant and I have 30 fucking orders comin in at me like every 5 minutes am I really going to stop and say "Gee, I could really use the formula for finding the intersection of the y and x axis to find the variable in the quadratic formula for graphing a 3 dimensional object on a 4 dimensional quadri-plane!"? No, I don't even know if I can breath after saying all that, let alone actually use it in any part of my life.  I just say that they do away with what we wont use and fill it in with faygo breaks, herbology, and faygo wet t-shirt contests!